Backseat Drivers

by Lolita Rodriguez February 04, 2021

Backseat Drivers

You know it better than I do the “Are we there yet.” We hate to hear but know it’s coming every 2 minutes. Then within 5 minutes of your trip it’s the “I need to go to the bathroom.” Soon after it’s the “I can’t hold it.” The moment you’re about to lose it their hungry! You’re not alone we all live through it each day. Buckle in and just breathe you’ll reach your destination.

Here are some things I'm sure you can relate to:

1. Are we there yet?: It never fails as soon as you get down the street from your home here they go on that shit. You was to lash out and tell them no; but you have to collect yourself and calming inform them you barely left the house. There's so much more time left in your trip and from the jump they are asking this question every few minutes. This also gets you inpatient when it comes to getting there. Let's tap into that music therapy and blast them to silence lol!

2. I don't like your music, it's too loud: They kill me with this one. You'll catch them in their room with the worse music produced blasting it. Then if you don't put on frozen or some Disney tunes it's too loud it hurts their ears. Please stop you make me go crazy with the bullshit you listen to through the day. I can't even think while doing normal things because you broke your headphones so we both have to suffer. If you would just stop talking and mind your business the music will come down. What I've been doing now out of bitterness is every time Bastian is next to me listening to something extremely loud I just turn that bitch down and look at him like he just stole my soul. 

3. Seatbelts are just suggestions: They all want to be grown. When they learn how to take on and off the seatbelt it's a nightmare. They'll unbuckle in the middle of the highway because they dropped something you didn't even want them to have. They also want to tend to themselves or show you a million things. When you're driving and you feel that hand touch your face. You see red because you know you're about to loose your shit. I want to get one of those plastic guards they have in the Lyfts so I can have a auto blocker on deck! 

Do you have a backseat driver? Tell me about the moment you almost lost your shit in the car over your kid! 😝 Comment Below on your almost a car wreck  experience! 👇🏾

 





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